why can’t i have a hot neighbor who ends up falling in love with me and we sneak out together and meet up in front of our yards
i’m an attention seeker who hates attention do you see my problem
- Name: Jenny
- Height: 5’4” (3/4)
- Eye Colour: Really Dark Brown (Or Black I guess)
- Birthday: 3rd of December
- Favourite Colour: Blue
- Best school subject(s): Photography
- Mac or PC: PC
- Current shirt color: Grey
- Day or Night: Night
- Celebrity Crush: Logan Lermon
- Favourite Food: Cookies
(Source: choke-on-glitter)
If you can pronounce correctly every word in this poem, you will be speaking English better than 90% of the native English speakers in the world.
After trying the verses, a Frenchman said he’d prefer six months of hard labour to reading six lines aloud.
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I love this thing its brilliant. Even if its your mother tongue, read it aloud anyway it’s worth it I promise.
My English teacher let me memorize this in high school
those people who say they’re ugly but actually they’re super attractive
do you ever feel yourself being annoying or antisocial but you just cant stop
(Source: cornerofyourmum)
that one person everyone loves and you’re just like
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my sister sent me a text saying “for the next 30 years you have to live with one person in the same room all the time. afterwards you have to kill them. would you choose someone you like or someone you hate?”
I have never been more distraught in my entire life
have you ever had a dream that was so vivid it stuck with you in the back of your mind for years?
